Lady Gaga Thinks All Her Boyfriends Hate Her Eventually
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Lady Gaga (Bauer Griffin) Lady Gaga has been getting cozy with her "Yo and I" music video co-star Taylor Kinney of late, but a series of relationships gone awry have colored her view of long-term romance.The Mother Monster recently opened up about her love life with Vanity Fair, explaining, "I have never felt truly cherished by a lover. I have an inability to know what happiness feels like with a man."
Gaga, who once called her on-and-off boyfriend Luc Carl her muse, has chalked up the bad romance to intimidation. "I have this effect on people where it starts out good. Then, when I'm in these relationships with people who are also creative, or creative in their own way, what happens is the attraction is initially there and it's all unicorns and rainbows. And then they hate me."
"I think what it really is, is that I date creative people," Gaga mused. "And I think that what intimidates them is not my purse; it's my mind."
It sounds like Gaga's main issue is dating insecure dudes. Romancing the world's most popular performer is never going to be easy, but it's got to be much harder if you! haven't found your professional groove yet (Luc Carl is best known for shopping a weight loss program called "The Drunk Diet"). Gaga just needs to up her game and date someone who's very, very secure.
Here, some suggestions:
Vin Diesel
Okay, so Vin Diesel has a beautiful baby mama in Mexican model Paloma Jimenez last time we checked. But were he single, we think he'd make a pretty good boyfriend to Ms. Gagawe can't imagine he'd be intimidated by her songwriting skills because duh, he's Vin Diesel.
Justin Bieber is off-limits for now, but once he's finally old enough to grow a real mustache he might make perfect boyfriend material. He's the only person in the world whose fanbase is more devoted than Lady Gaga's, for one, and they could compete to see who got the most Twitter followers overnight. Also, he could teach her a dance move or two.
Wilmer Valderrama
Just kidding! Lady Gaga has been too old for Wilmer Valderrama for about 6 years now. He prefers to date women with fake IDs.
We really think we're on to some! thing he re. Lady Gaga's obsession with all things Her Madgesty is plain and clear (just ask her ex-choreographer!), and Madonna would get a professional boost from dating someone younger, hipper, and almost as famous. The intimidation can go both ways! It's perfect.
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