Lady Gaga turns White Christmas blue at New York's Jingle Ball

Lady Gaga

EVER thought: You know whats not sexy enough? Christmas!

Yeah, what all those snowmen and Santas and baby Jesuses really need is some RAUNCH.

Well, Lady Gaga seemed to be having that exact thought as she turned a white Christmas blue, causing parents and their kids to walk out of a concert in New York.

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It all started off festively enough at the Jingle Ball in Madison Square Gardens, with stars like Flo Rida, Kelly Clarkson and Gym Class Heroes rocking out at the seasonal bash.

But then Gaga arrived, desperate to put her own sexytime stamp on the holidays.

Performing on stage with a set of giant antlers, Christmas trees and lights, she banged out a few of her hits, before tackling Bing Crosbys festive classic White Christmas.

But poor old Bing would be turning in his Christmas-jumper-clad grave after Gagas rendition. Changing the words, she said: I always sound funny singing Christmas, so Im changing it to Kissmas.

So far, so innocent.

But then she shocked the parents and kids by explaining: I recently added a couple of lyrics to this song as I think its too short. Its like when you really start to enjoy it, it stops. Its like a rea! lly bad orgasm.

Erm, Im pretty sure thats not what Bing had in mind when he was singing the song back in 1942. Or any of the other 10 million people whove covered it since.

But the crude analogy was too much for some parents in the crowd, who didnt fancy explaining what an orgasm was to their kids and left in the middle of the show.

This didnt stop Gaga, who carried on: Always remember, I was the one who told you the truth about Christmas. To everyone whos listening, Santa Claus is real.

Er, all the kids have gone, Gaga.

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